Case Allegations
The following charges have been filed against the defendant in the matter of excessive awesomeness and birthday-related misconduct.
Count 1
Excessive Coffee Consumption
Defendant has been observed consuming coffee equivalent to the GDP of a small town. Multiple witnesses report seeing her with coffee cups at all hours, treating caffeine as a extension of herself.
Prescribed Penalty
Defendant must drink at least one cup of decaf per week and provide a written review titled 'Why This Tastes Like Betrayal.' Must also try one new café each month and file a ‘Coffee Discovery Report’ with photo evidence.
Count 2
Serial Binge-Watching of Rom-Coms
Defendant knowingly and willfully watches romantic comedies with full awareness of their predictable plotlines, yet still experiences emotional responses during obvious montages and reunion scenes.
Prescribed Penalty
Defendant must predict the ending before the final arc and note their prediction in a ‘Rom-Com Logbook.’ Additionally, must watch one action film per week and give a 3-sentence review on why it should have been a love story anyway.
Submitted Evidence
Pursuant to §28 Birthday Code, the following photographic evidence has been submitted for review by the Court.
EXHIBIT A
Adventure & Exploration
EXHIBIT B
Sunset Moments
EXHIBIT C
Joy & Freedom
EXHIBIT D
Urban Sophistication
EXHIBIT E
Golden Hour Magic
EXHIBIT F
Natural Beauty
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